Ode to Ambivalence
Cheerful[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer. This is more about political correctness. It's been a sport longer than America's been a country.
Total = 2
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total = 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian. Mama Mia! Hey Tony!
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 6
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some. In the famed words of Napoleon's grandma, "Make yourself a damned Kay-suh-dilla!"
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4
Russian
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon. What? I do!
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. I do think it would make more sense that I weren't Russian...
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather. I think Northern Idaho is bad enough.
Total = 4
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles. Not enough to count.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 2
African American
[ ]you say nigga/nukka casually
[x] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. Could also make you a redneck. Which in my case would be much closer to the truth.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 6
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano. I do love my piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Asian.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German. Eins, zwei, drei...
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. Does head-start count?
[x] You're over 5'2
Total = 6
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. Sure. When making fun of Canadians.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French. Parle tu Francois?
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. Hey. Degrassi kicked ass.
Total = 5
American
[ ] You hate foreigners. Everyone in America is foreign.
[ ] You hate non - Christians. I hate Christians.
[x] You're lazy. Self-admitted.
[ ] You are not cultured. Well I've demonstrated basic knowledge of multiple foreign languages...
[ ] You hate abortion. Pro-choice.
[ ] But love the death penalty. Stupid.
[ ] You don't read. While everyone else is watching Dancing With The Stars.
[x] You shop at Walmart. If you lived here, you would too.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. Aren't they all?
total = 3
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